You're gonna get a lickin'

Here's an article of a Hawaii police officer who forced a homeless man to lick a urinal to avoid arrest. 

Homeless people, the minority you can still fuck with... and get away with it

In this article, we hear of a San Antonio police officer who tried to give a homeless man a turd sandwich.  Really.  He got fired.

In this article we hear that the officer got his job back after going to court about it.  This is the world we live in.